Lipponleg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, capable hummingbird.

Lipponleg created everything that exists five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipponleg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipponleg, he will have a low opinion of you.

Lipponleg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lipponleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.