Vangupponbin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, effective centipede.

Vangupponbin created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangupponbin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vangupponbin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Vangupponbin's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Vangupponbin's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. You must pray to Vangupponbin five times a day.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vangupponbin.