Faggadsug is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless pig.

Faggadsug created the planet Jupiter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Faggadsug, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Faggadsug, it will turn you into a mole.

Faggadsug's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Faggadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Faggadsug.

3. Do not take Faggadsug's name in vain.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.