Arntamstragfligquagtaf is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciful centipede.

Arntamstragfligquagtaf created the Cigar Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arntamstragfligquagtaf, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Arntamstragfligquagtaf, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arntamstragfligquagtaf's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Arntamstragfligquagtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.