Lipcumstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak goat.

Lipcumstrag created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lipcumstrag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lipcumstrag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Lipcumstrag's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Lipcumstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Lipcumstrag loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not eat lemons.