Monruttcib is a god.

He takes the form of a small, unthoughtful manatee.

Monruttcib created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Monruttcib, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Monruttcib, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Monruttcib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Monruttcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never feed bananas to dogs while wearing yellow stockings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect seven iron sculptures of Monruttcib on top of important buildings.