Hasfodnill is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, happy swan.

Hasfodnill created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Hasfodnill, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hasfodnill, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hasfodnill's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hasfodnill's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Fast once a month.