Wegmumleggedtonstipcud is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome lobster.

Wegmumleggedtonstipcud created life nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wegmumleggedtonstipcud, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wegmumleggedtonstipcud, she will turn you into a rock.

Wegmumleggedtonstipcud's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Wegmumleggedtonstipcud's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never wear pink hats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.