Dadflanmab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, fussy crocodile.

Dadflanmab created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadflanmab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadflanmab, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dadflanmab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dadflanmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dadflanmab on top of all buildings.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.