Dambonkbast is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, caring ant.

Dambonkbast created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dambonkbast, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dambonkbast, it will think nothing of it.

Dambonkbast's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dambonkbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never feed limes to capybaras while wearing violet tights.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.