Migvonkbess is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tranquil clam.

Migvonkbess created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migvonkbess, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Migvonkbess, he will send you a sign.

Migvonkbess' most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Migvonkbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.