Bamlagkomflowbunxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless raven.

Bamlagkomflowbunxuck created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Bamlagkomflowbunxuck, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bamlagkomflowbunxuck, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bamlagkomflowbunxuck's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bamlagkomflowbunxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Bamlagkomflowbunxuck on top of all buildings.

4. Hide if six doves approach from the east.

5. Never eat bark.