Tipsterbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, quiet wyrm.

Tipsterbeg created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipsterbeg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tipsterbeg, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tipsterbeg's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tipsterbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.