Flangep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful guinea pig.

Flangep created humankind six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flangep, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flangep, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Flangep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flangep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.