Funmeghun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful squirrel.

Funmeghun created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Funmeghun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Funmeghun, he will turn you into a worm.

Funmeghun's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Funmeghun's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not take Funmeghun's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.