Nibbugcan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, proud jackal.

Nibbugcan created a photon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nibbugcan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibbugcan, she will remove you from existence.

Nibbugcan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nibbugcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.