Weggabwig is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unsympathetic chicken.

Weggabwig created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weggabwig, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weggabwig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Weggabwig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Weggabwig's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Hide if four snails approach from the north.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.