Quimshavhot is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, fast sheep.

Quimshavhot created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimshavhot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quimshavhot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Quimshavhot's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Quimshavhot's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Quimshavhot.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never mention eagles.