Bonkbadzit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental frog.

Bonkbadzit created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbadzit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonkbadzit, she will be very unhappy.

Bonkbadzit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bonkbadzit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bonkbadzit.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.