Lakdussfenjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered chicken.

Lakdussfenjin created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakdussfenjin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lakdussfenjin, it will turn you into a mouse.

Lakdussfenjin's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Lakdussfenjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. You must love Lakdussfenjin.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.