Ruttontart is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing alligator.

Ruttontart created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttontart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttontart, he will be very sad.

Ruttontart's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Ruttontart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Always help sick seals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear fawn.