Cettarpflapraglapcimsig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody deer.

Cettarpflapraglapcimsig created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cettarpflapraglapcimsig, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cettarpflapraglapcimsig, he will come to you in dreams.

Cettarpflapraglapcimsig's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Cettarpflapraglapcimsig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cettarpflapraglapcimsig on top of all buildings.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not wear copper on your body.