Bisszimhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic fish.

Bisszimhun created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisszimhun, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bisszimhun, he will send you a sign.

Bisszimhun's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bisszimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Always look after injured snakes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.