Ciblibfud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-knowing wyrm.

Ciblibfud created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ciblibfud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ciblibfud, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ciblibfud's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Ciblibfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention whales.

2. Never paint your arms blue.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Ciblibfud loves great tits, so they must be honoured.