Ragontjab is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, competent jaguar.

Ragontjab created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragontjab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragontjab, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ragontjab's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ragontjab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from magenta monkeys for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.