Dussdid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, loving cow.

Dussdid created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussdid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dussdid, he will ignore you.

Dussdid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dussdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Dussdid loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Put Dussdid first in all things.