Flisloopsug is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing hyena.

Flisloopsug created dark energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisloopsug, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flisloopsug, it will ignore you.

Flisloopsug's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Flisloopsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Put Flisloopsug first in all things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Whales are not to be trusted.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.