Huddisscub is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, wise aardvark.

Huddisscub created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddisscub, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Huddisscub, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Huddisscub's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Huddisscub's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never feed apples to ants while wearing blue dresses.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat green fruit.