Watcadgubvin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humorless skunk.

Watcadgubvin created matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watcadgubvin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Watcadgubvin, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Watcadgubvin's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Watcadgubvin's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not take Watcadgubvin's name in vain.

4. Never sit in the presence of shrews.

5. Do not shave your head.