Rilquafcib is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful camel.

Rilquafcib created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Rilquafcib, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rilquafcib, she will be very unhappy.

Rilquafcib's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Rilquafcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rilquafcib.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear indigo shoes.

5. Never play with disobedient children.