Yet is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful manatee.

Yet created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Yet, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yet, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yet's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Never run in holy places.