Ciddonfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic cobra.

Ciddonfeb created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciddonfeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ciddonfeb, she will throw large rocks at you.

Ciddonfeb's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Ciddonfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.