Rilrensand Fidyok is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, clever yak.

Rilrensand Fidyok created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rilrensand Fidyok, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rilrensand Fidyok, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rilrensand Fidyok's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Rilrensand Fidyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.