Nibdossbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, thoughtless alligator.

Nibdossbaf created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibdossbaf, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nibdossbaf, he will strike you with lightening.

Nibdossbaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Nibdossbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away from cyan pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Nibdossbaf loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not take Nibdossbaf's name in vain.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.