Cimquartvagbut is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful slug.
Cimquartvagbut created a photon eight billion years ago.
If you believe in Cimquartvagbut, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in Cimquartvagbut, she will cry a lot.
Cimquartvagbut's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Cimquartvagbut's Holy Commandments
1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. You must pray to Cimquartvagbut five times a day.