Yatditdambedxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy dingo.

Yatditdambedxuck created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatditdambedxuck, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatditdambedxuck, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yatditdambedxuck's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Yatditdambedxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always obey Yatditdambedxuck's priests.

3. Run away if four badgers approach from the north.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. You must never eat limes.