Pontinvencebbopsag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast wyrm.

Pontinvencebbopsag created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pontinvencebbopsag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pontinvencebbopsag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pontinvencebbopsag's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Pontinvencebbopsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pontinvencebbopsag.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.