Dadsawsiddoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering goose.

Dadsawsiddoss created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadsawsiddoss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dadsawsiddoss, it will strike you with lightening.

Dadsawsiddoss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dadsawsiddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not take Dadsawsiddoss' name in vain.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.