Ablarp Sughabbess is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, merciless finch.

Ablarp Sughabbess created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ablarp Sughabbess, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ablarp Sughabbess, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Ablarp Sughabbess' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ablarp Sughabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never paint your arms mauve.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never jump near ducks.

5. Never hurt mites.