Rowcuntanbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental bee.

Rowcuntanbarn created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowcuntanbarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rowcuntanbarn, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Rowcuntanbarn's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Rowcuntanbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never bounce in the presence of voles.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.