Litnibmif is a god.

It takes the form of a small, annoying toad.

Litnibmif created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Litnibmif, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litnibmif, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Litnibmif's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Litnibmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Hide if six tapirs approach from the east.