Sabjindob is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-knowing goat.

Sabjindob created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabjindob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sabjindob, it will think nothing of it.

Sabjindob's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Sabjindob's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sabjindob.

3. Do not hurt voles.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.