Yathom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow wombat.

Yathom created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Yathom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yathom, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yathom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yathom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine shrews approach from the south.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick mites.