Tigsitpag is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, merciful crane.

Tigsitpag created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigsitpag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tigsitpag, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tigsitpag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Tigsitpag's Holy Commandments

1. Tigsitpag loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Tigsitpag loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.