Rillsansom is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, slow hydra.
Rillsansom created matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in Rillsansom, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in Rillsansom, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Rillsansom's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Rillsansom's Holy Commandments
1. Never wear boots.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.
4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always help porpoises.