Bugnabpib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, smart horse.

Bugnabpib created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugnabpib, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bugnabpib, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bugnabpib's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bugnabpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not hurt gulls.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Bugnabpib must be the most important thing in your life.