Pongun is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy hyena.

Pongun created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pongun, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pongun, he will turn you into a slug.

Pongun's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pongun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

2. Hide from orange ducks for they are unholy.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Erect eight copper sculptures of Pongun on top of important buildings.