Weelarpdoss is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, contented narwhal.

Weelarpdoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Weelarpdoss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Weelarpdoss, she will make you grow a tail.

Weelarpdoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Weelarpdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo whales for they are unholy.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.