Zetbedzit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart cow.

Zetbedzit created energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zetbedzit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Zetbedzit, it will make you grow a tail.

Zetbedzit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Zetbedzit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always obey Zetbedzit's priests.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.