Dimrakmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful dog.

Dimrakmeg created the planet Mars three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dimrakmeg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dimrakmeg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dimrakmeg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dimrakmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Feed all hungry snakes.